Voyeur Monkey Blog

…or at least she was for a few moments on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Penelope said she and Johnny Depp are big fans of the lively show South Park- and, more specifically, the fictional character of Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.

So Johnny made a dress of the ( seriously ) shitty theatrical role, and after losing an ( unspecified ) gamble, Penelope had to wear the poo outfit on set, much to Depp’s happiness:
”He was on the floor laughing and crying and he took a thousand pictures of me which I hope never come to light,” Cruz said.
Hollywood Stars – they’re just like us! When it comes to poop jokes, anyway.
Fantasize about looking cartoons with the nude Penelope Cruz on MrSkin.com!

Eagle-eyed fans had a very good morning yesterday when Meredith Vieira stood up a little too quickly on Today. Joking around with co-host Matt Lauer, Meredith exclaimed “I’m leaving now!” and uncrossed her legs, flashing her beige panties before standing up and scurrying out of frame.
Usually Meredith is very buttoned-up on camera- this is the first “wardrobe malfunction” we have seen from the polished, pretty 57-year-old, making the thrill of the peek that much more exciting. Mr. Skin’s got the exclusive clip of Meredith’s upskirt- go over it out on our brand new Meredith Vieira page!

Baby will make two when Mad Men star January Jones bears her first child later this year. She’s keeping quiet on the info, but the star, who also shows in the upcoming movie X-Men: First Class, quietly told people this week that she is expecting. No details on exactly how far along she is, but her rep told People that the baby was due this fall and that January “is looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.” January broke up with her last beau, Saturday Night Live’s Jason Sudekis, back in…January, but she won’t confirm if he is her baby’s daddy. January really is the coldest month!

Suss out out a pre-pregnancy nip slip from January Jones on MrSkin.com!

Ok, ok, so they’re better known for ingesting all the air out of scenes than stealing them. That hasn’t stopped Megan Fox and Katie Holmes, who both picked up debatable awards for their questionable oeuvres this week. Megan was honoured by the Maui Film Festival for being “a film artist with heartfelt respect for the environment and a willingness to support the causes she believes in,” ie not for acting. Back in Tinseltown, Katie Holmes received the “Face of the Future” award from the Women in Film Foundation, despite first breaking into the business over 15 years ago with her role on Dawson’s Creek. (Though the award was a marked transformation over last year’s winner, Bette Davis.)

Megan Fox and Katie Holmes might not be Oscar competitors, but they just might get an Anatomy Award- you can see both of them bare at MrSkin.com!